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Archive for the ‘Nonsense’ Category
Cats
Posted in Nonsense, tagged Cat dancing to MJ, Cats dancing, Michael jackson on 6 October 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Brother Jeff’s Corpse Story
Posted in Compelling, News Item, Nonsense, scene and herd., STREET BEAT on 30 April 2011 | 3 Comments »
Brother Jeff’s Corpse Story “I’d been smelling this stench on my hall for about 3 weeks, even complained to maintenance over a week ago, saying that I even thought it might be someone who died, I got the semi-racist response “it’s probably just a Chinese person cooking a cabbage, that always smells bad.” Finally yesterday [...]
New Yorker BS Caption Contest
Posted in Compelling, Discussion, Dreams, Nonsense, tagged Caption Contest, Gag cartoon, New Yorker on 11 March 2011 | Leave a Comment »
Are you kidding? I was robbed, my contribution – “Would You Like To Stay for Dessert” – was way better. Can you start a write in campaign on my behalf? http://contest.newyorker.com/CaptionContest.aspx?tab=vote&affiliate=ny-caption
further reflection.
Posted in Nonsense on 12 June 2009 | 1 Comment »
at 21 i was given my first breathalizer. i passed. shortly thereafter, my first drunk test. i passed. albeit barely. the first incident was ridiculous. a completely unnecessary situation that erupted out of unfortunate machismo (not guilty) and an inability to walk the other way (… ahem). in any case, it was silly. especially in [...]
just stop it.
Posted in Nonsense, tagged Caroline Kennedy, preposterousness, Sarah Palin on 16 January 2009 | Leave a Comment »
caroline kennedy = POTENTIAL appointee for 1 senate seat (out of 100) in 1 state, outside of an election sarah palin = ACTUAL vice-presidential candidate (um…) for an entire nation, during the most celebrated election perhaps ever so, yeah, well… THEY ARE NOT COMPARABLE. also, tina fey looks nothing like caroline kennedy. but, wait! “you [...]
where to begin?
Posted in Nonsense, tagged mysticism, poetry jam, yoga on 9 December 2008 | Leave a Comment »
an honest-to-goodness actual upcoming event: Mystical Yoga Poetry Jam with Uma awaiting your contributions…
Where my pants at?
Posted in Nonsense, tagged Denim, frustration, pants on 6 November 2008 | Leave a Comment »
“working hard on walking out / my shoes keep sticking to the ground / my clothes won’t let me close the door / my trousers seem to love your floor” if some strange force (and what force would that be? and who’s?) were to compel you to open up my closet this afternoon, you [...]
